Well, here we are again with another Horrible Horoscopes. As long as I remember all twelve, I should be good. So, without further ado,...

I forgot Libra last time, so here's all twelve Zodiac Signs. Aries: Stop punching the wall, you might hurt your hand. Taurus: You know...

Did someone say more Horrible Horoscopes? No? Well, we're doing it anyway. ARIES: Come on, Aries; your temper is still out of control....